Friday, January 27, 2012

If You Must Know

Photograph and beverage courtesy of good pal Deborah Kuchar.

1. It's not like I haven't been trying to post. I've been making at least one abortive attempt a day, more often two or three. Sometimes more. Sometimes it just comes out drivel, and I do enough unintentional driveling without making a point of it. So actually, I've been blogging like crazy, and you should be glad I've kept the results from you. It's everything else in my life I haven't been doing.

2. It is February, my worst month. "Maybe you should give yourself a break," the missus says. "Have you thought about how much you did this fall? Maybe you need to rest," my counselor says.

I'd rather be working, or practicing. Instead? I wind up pacing, napping in the afternoon staying up all night. I stop, staring, for extended periods while something in me says, all virtue is gone from the world, and you had none to begin with. To which I respond, fuck you, you're full of horseshit. And then I go on-line and read about old Dungeons and Dragons crap, and look longingly at pictures of fretted instruments with four strings or less. (Courses of strings count as a single string -- an eight-string bass is a four-string instrument so far as playing it goes.)

Believe me, it's not wall-punching, sign-folding, stranger-frightening February this time around. It is a mellow, cushioned, gentle February.

But I fucking wish I was working.

3. I am in the finishing stages of a whole series of interconnected projects ranging from the next issue of Swill to the novel to an art show to a podcast and on and on and on in mad profusion. When I'm back in working form, I'll be knocking things out, boom-boom-boom.

And then I'll engage in a period of self-promotion, trying to find homes for my work, trying to further establish my public self.

Have I mentioned that I suffer from social anxiety? I am currently sabotaging myself in order to delay having to meet strangers, learn their names, and so on. I'm confident enough about my work. I just don't believe in good results. It's like a disposal -- I don't think there's any way it's going to spontaneously turn on when my hand's down there, but I believe in the possibility nonetheless.

Meeting strangers is like putting your hand in a disposal; it's a perfectly harmless act no sane person would commit under any circumstance. And if I finish any of my projects, I'm going to meet people. There's no way around it.

4. They said nice things about me in the local giveaway paper, and it made someone grumpy, and that made me sad. Then my friend Deborah (over the drink pictured above) pointed out that I was more concerned with the grumpy person's well-being than my own hurt feelings, and I was overcome with such a disgusting treacly wave of smirk-encrusted self-satisfaction at my own benevolence that it almost justified the whole ridiculous situation. I'm very sensitive, he said.

5. I have no idea what I want in life. I mean, I know what I want to achieve, but what do I want? Lately, I've been having people ask me that question. And if I give them an answer? I get what I ask for.

I am not going to talk about this shit because some of it's personal to other people, and some of it you would not fucking believe.

I don't know how to want things properly.

I'm scared to want something. The idea that if you ask for something, it will be forever banned to you has been an essential part of my mindset for as long as I remember. The best things in my life have come to me as surprises. There is no connection between effort, desire, and results in my world.

So I've learned not to want things, or ask for them. And now this fucking question keeps coming up.

What do you want?

What the hell does that have to do with anything? It's making me crazy! I am being faced with more and more possibilities in my life all the time and the only answer I've got is I'm just trying to be good.

I'm not phrasing this correctly, but the situation is creepy and depressing and makes me feel as if I'd been raised in a box and was just seeing sunlight. And now I can't feel good about either the light or the box. My life has been so limited I don't know if I'm fit for free-range.

I don't want things. I think I want them, but when the time comes, I turn away, I defer.

I'm scared to want things. I think these promises of plenty are lies.

So I will not want.

Driving me nuts, I'm telling you.

5. I don't know what I am.

What one word do I put on my business card? What one word nails me for my professional website?

How do I present myself to the world?

How do I bridge the gap between the intensely personal, intimate nature of my art, and the need to market it in a professional fashion?

How do I accommodate the passage of my visual art into the physical world? Simple prints are nice, but the don't feel like Real Things to me. I need to be able to produce real art objects of gallery/museum grade. This is an unexplored realm, and I have no idea where it might take me.

That's the thing. All these big projects seem like starting points rather than the finish line. This is arrogance on my part, no doubt, but I still don't feel as if I've made contact with the Big World, the place where I can really cut loose and do something.

And as soon as I've done these projects, I need to put together the card, the professional site, the portfolios and synopses and so on and so forth. I need to have a clearly legible identity in order to do that effectively. It is hard to do that when your work is as widely varied in form, media, subject matter, distribution, etc. as mine is. I keep going back to the Ur-business card -- Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius. I briefly contemplated Supergenius as title, but soon decided Overweening Dildo would do the same job with greater honesty.

If it were up to me, I might go with Motherfucker, Negotiable Rates, but thankfully there are several layers of human judgment between me and a finished business card.

6. Fuck February, you know? Just fuck February.

4 comments:

Traumador said...

Motherfucker for hire. That would be pricelessly awesome.

I hear you on business cards. Apparently my choosen personal descriptor of my professional attitude and background "Educational Mercenary" is not looked at kindly by the overall educational community.

On the not knowing what you want to do, and yearning to improve aren't these universal qualities of all human beings? I mean real people here, not the sheep among us that LOOK like people. This sounds like a great premise for a novel. Set it as a wizard who can do amazing things compared to his peers, but thinks it is not amazing by his own standards (note the embedded compliment ;P).

Anyways hope you can find a way to refocus on work.

Rob Pierce - 2 Verbs said...

Knowing what you want? I get lost on that one all the time. God, if only I knew someone with similar problems.

Sean Craven said...

Craig, I believe your job title may well be 'Instructor of Fortune.'

And Rob, actually? In a room where it's down to me and you, the desires are actually very clear cut -- all we really want is the next issue of Swill and another beer.

Sean Craven said...

Heh. Craig, I just 'got' the compliment. I can be a little dim at times. Thanks, man.