Ruth Leaf taught me how to make linoleum cuts. You can find her site over in my links -- check it out and get an eyeful of some real art. Not everybody gets a mother-in-law of this caliber.
So I've had a problem over the last few days. On Sunday I installed a hit counter on this page and, well...
I can't stay away from it. It's like having a loose cuticle or an itchy scar -- I keep picking at it. I figured maybe a couple of people were looking at this, maybe I was talking to myself. But there were a few more people here than I was counting on -- and the next day there were more. And more.
Then I started posting the Jurassic Fight Club review and on my peewee scale the numbers went through the roof.
But the numbers are deceiving -- it looks as if most people are here for zero seconds. So the typical citizen takes a quick peek and hits the back button when their eyes start to blister. On the other hand someone in Texas was on for more than nineteen hours, so I'm assuming he (or she, of course) left his computer on while he crashed and then went to work.
The map function is ultra hypnotic. Someone in Singapore took a peek? South Africa? Puerto Rico? (Speaking of which, I really want to eat in Singapore and Puerto Rico, while South Africa's Permian fossils call to me...)
Anyone who's curious is welcome to take a look at the numbers -- just click on View My Stats under the hit counter.
So. People are starting to notice this. But who are they? What do they want, aside from more TV reviews?
And more importantly, when the time comes for me to conquer the puny Earth will they heed my call to arms?
Inquiring minds wish to know!